Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Weight Loss Secrets

If you have seen me recently, you may have noticed that I'm looking pretty good. That is because I've lost about 7 pounds since I got pregnant. Here are my weight loss secrets:

1. Feel Sick. If you can manage to get yourself a nice stomach virus that makes you feel sick 24 hours a day, you will be on the right path. Motion sickness could also do the trick.
2. Throw Up. Letting your food make it through the whole digestive process really contributes to weight gain. If you throw it up before it moves beyond the stomach, you've saved yourself a world of calories. If you throw up enough, you begin viewing every bite as potential vomit. This really changes the things that look good to you, and can help you loads in the weight loss department.
3. Hate Food. If you are like me when I am not pregnant, you love food. In order to lose weight, simply change this love to hate. Once food is your enemy, your struggle to lose weight will be nearly over.

See how simple it is?

11 comments:

Byron & Michelle said...

I would REALLY love to lose 7 lbs right now, but your way doesn't sound to appealing to me. I guess I don't want it bad enough, call me crazy! Hope it goes away for you soon!

Hubers said...

So funny. I miss you already!

BECKY said...

LOL! I wish changing my love of food to hate was that easy. I would do it right now if it was possible! Stinkin' food. Why does it have to be so dang good???

Suzanne said...

I don't think I would want to change places with you right now even if it meant losing 7 pounds. I hate the horrible feeling of feeling like you can lose it at any moment! I hope you feel better soon!

LL said...

It really is the best weight loss program, isn't it? Too sick to eat, throwing up, and then you give birth to, like, 10 pounds of weight. :-)

Hope you're feeling better. I was going to call you today, since it is our favorite day, but the day got away from me. In the sense that I took a nap instead. Dang it.

:-) Love you!

Lisa said...

So that's your secret...sounds so simple! : )

Carolyn Hansen said...

If only it were that easy for everyone... Did I just say easy. So very sorry. I know that you are miserable and I hope it passes sooner than later!

Janie said...

Seven poounds down sounds nice. But I still have that problem of loving food, darn it. You would think I was around you enough it would rub off a little.
I hope your nausea ends soon.

The Cherry Family said...

Lucky girl, you get to lose weight out of your morning sickness. I just puke and don't lose weight. Super fun. Why am I not pregnant right now?? :) Good luck with all the yuckiness of pregnancy.

Jana said...

When I read the title I thought this was really going to help me. If I have to be pregnant to do it, I am just not ready. :) And I seriously think I am incapable of hating anything edible. Sad. :) You make me laugh!!!

Fireball said...

I "tagged" you on my blog...